I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm determined to sit on that face.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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