I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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