Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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