I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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