your room smells of hookers.
And success
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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