We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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