are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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