I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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