How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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