Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All the doctor said was why
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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