He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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