no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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