Sponge bath it is.
I think my vagina is haunted
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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