so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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