Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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