Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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