problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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