Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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