Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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