what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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