i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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