Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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