The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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