Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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