my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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