Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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