doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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