ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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