Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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