It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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