Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why is there bacon in the couch?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize