I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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