Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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