is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
