I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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