I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
