Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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