Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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