She announced her abortion via fbk
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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