Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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