i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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