Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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