are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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