I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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