i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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