Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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