summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
There are leaves in my underwear?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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