my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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