your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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