i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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