There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
