i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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