And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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