PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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