4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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