No subtext here. People are naked.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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